"Hello my lovelies and deviants,

It's me, MVP... or Michael. Just want a heads up that my creator's gonna be rather busy starting the beginning of the month and so he's wondering if he can kill some free time by collaborating with other artist. If they need some art assets or something, he can do it for free. After all, it's Newground; Everything by Everyone~

Okay off-topic, I've looked in the mod community of this "Friday Night Funkin'", and boy do I see a multiverse when I see one. I'll tell you, I'm a very special Ommeta of my kind. Someone who can see the multiverse in multiple angles. Sure mod may not seem like it, but boy I know that it's in the realm of infinite possibilities~"

-M.V.P.

P.S. "I'll come back later, for I've got some business to attend to, later my lovelies and ladies~!"

"Hello lovelies and deviants,

Is it I, the M.V.P. who yaps his mouth while his artist/creator is in the background working away? Well... it may not be obvious but I'm not some simple character drawn on a piece of digital paper, I am the voice and face of this profile page. Call you Maestro or... you could call me... "Michael". The big red blob that towers over me is Rekuni... or you can call her "Rachel". We're a trio so you'll have to excuse my third eye for this one, you can call him "Harold".

Anyway, as for why you can see my eye(s)? Well, that's best left behind. Now, we're a trio of big-eyed individuals. Let's say we used to belong to another series that my artist's been working on as his own passion project. But sadly enough, I wasn't happy there. So, when word came for him to back to Newgrounds after 7 years, I thought I'd convince him to take us with him. Let's say we come from a deviant place, and it just isn't our kind of place.

There isn't much anyone should know; we're just a family whose following our artist/creator, TeKen_Nation. I was considering he'd give the account to me and thus we'd make things interesting here. You may have seen up on top of the profile page but hear me out: It's a glass window that's protecting you from us.

So yeah! Consider us living rent-free from our artist/creator's profile page. We basically are the face and voices that speak out while he is behind the scenes. Sometimes he may talk but it'll only be brief or maybe even chat for a bit to some people here.

(Michael (humanoid), Harold (hat), and Rachel (red blob) on Pixel Day 2022)

It's been so long, and I've never felt so happy of being a part of this community. These people, these strangers are my kind of lurkers to be around on. It does fit in the vibe of our characters. And well, you know I've been chatting with other creators and me aren't they the sweetest and kindest folks I've ever talked to. Anyone I've met always wanted me dead, not because I'm the bad guy... but well... I have bad blood outside of this website~

Let me list out a few questions if anyone's ever got about us:

Q: "What're we?"

A: Well, we're what creator calls Ommeta, a race of one-eyed or multi-eyed monsters from another dimensions and FEAST ON THE FLESH OF THE INNOCENCE. But actually, we don't eat people, because we find that rather cruel. So, consider us the black sheep of the species. You'll find us more friendly than the others.

Q: "Why are you leaving comments on other creators' works?"

A: Because my creators barely got anything interesting to say besides what I have to say. I may sound rude, but my language is of the all-natural. You don't have to worry about me~

Q: "You a mascot or something?"

A: Well... yeah, we uh didn't want to stay in the other site and so we thought to find a new home of our own. So, when our creator's been packing his work back to Newgrounds, we decided to a stab at a new place. And my, doesn't this place feel like home.

Now then, since that's all settled, I'm exciting to be hanging out in the site for a very long time. There isn't no stopping this triple threat~"

Love,

Michael, Rachel, Harold

P.S. Anybody who's seeing my blue eye, please ignore that. Nothing to see there~

"Hello lovelies and deviants,

It's me, your misunderstood villainous partner here. So it's been a month, I've actually been enjoying myself here. Talking to other creators and seeing their work, I wonder what my creator has in store for me on this site. He's told me that he came here before moving to a different sight. Obviously, he was young and I haven't been made until later on.

I love talking to everybody here, makes my worry to away in mere seconds. I didn't feel like I need to feel restricted of what I say and do.

My creator actually thought about bringing me here. Think of his profile page as my apartment. Look at me, you can clearly see me up on the page behind the glass window. I ain't some static figure, I'm just watching whomever checks the page out.

Now other pages, I'm enjoying my neighbors here. Even out in the open world, it's a breath of fresh air!

So the plans... my creator's been thinking of pushing towards his more mature content here, as he wants to draw and writes stories he feels deemed to "grim" or "edgy" which isn't TBH.

Maybe he'll do some one off shots. I'm seen my fair share of adventures outside of here. Wouldn't mind telling them to you all.

Also news up, been looking for a job, basically deciding to turn my apartment into it's own assassination agency. It'll take time, I just need some customers waiting in line for me to find the next person to put a bullet into.

In the meantime, thought I say. I do love it here. I ain't going anywhere, anytime soon, believe it, butchers and believers~!"

-M.V.P.

"Hello lovelies and deviants,

It's me, Maestro! Did anyone see me on top of my creator's profile page? He put a glass window to prevent me from breaking out. So, I can't do nothing but look at you. He thinks I'll get a little unhinged if I am left with nothing to do. So why blame him? He brought me and here and it's starting to become apparent that fit right in.

You just wait and see when I get out there and make myself known. Maybe even take up an assassination job from some clients. Because why not? It gets boring when you're left at home. You're like a dog who's waiting for his owner to come back. But not me. I don't wait for my creator to let me out. The one who opens the door is me. The one who walks out of there will always be me. And also... I like to know one important thing... my creator has not told me ever since I moved in...

...

What the fuck is Friday Night Funking?"

-M.V.P.

P.S. No seriously, who or what the fuck is that?

Hello lovelies and deviants!

Something happened, looks like my post didn't get through, huh? Anyway, to cut it short, I've been waiting for this day to come. And opportunity to show myself to everybody in Newgrounds! For the whole year, I've lurked and lurked, only to find no hope of recognition. I come from a world where it was... boring. But when I left, I searched for a world filled with excitement. This world is my home. And just when I heard about a contest, why I couldn't pass that up!

I heard there's a lot of killers just like me. Why don't I meet them and share our interests? One man's bloody knife to another, as they... say? If we ever do have a game, I'd like a slice of that action.

Thank you for having me in this contest... I'll be waiting for all of you~

With love,

Maestro Von Paragon

Hello, my fellow deviants,

This is your MVP speaking through the void. I hope you all had a good year because this beginning to become a shitshow. Lurking around here has brought me comfort. I really do feel at home, unlike over there. My creator's already been dealing with shit and that means I get to be here more often.

So stay tuned for whatever comes this year, my lovelies~

-M.V.P.

Hello fellow deviants and degenerates,

It's me, you're not-so-mysterious-entity-lurking-in-your-closet friend. I've been settled down in this site and might I say, it's rather lonely without some stuff to keep me busy. Now, don't take this the wrong way, I ain't no artist speaking here, he's busy fixing this place up for me.

Who am I? I've been called by a few or less then a few names; but I go by "Mike", the human name you people use. Now that we've gotten the formalities, I believe my presence here will be quite interesting. Oh and don't be afraid to chat with moi.

Proceed with your daily lives, fellow deviants and degenerates~

-M.V.P

Hello my fellow deviants,

Welcome to my account in the most edgiest corner of the Internet! Who am I? Bah, that doesn't matter! What matters is I've found a real good place here in to lurk around instead of the "other place". Anyway, I'll be here for the time being, probably forever. Depends. I do love it in here. Makes me feel right at home.

Be seeing you all soon~

-M.V.P