"FREE TOASTER?! WHERE'S MY PHONE?!"

Maestro Von Paragon
Member of the E.O.T.T. Agency,
The Hitman That Hits Hard for Hire

P.S. "WAIT, TODAY'S WEDNESDAY!"

"My compliments to everyone apart of this animation,

I was touched how wholesome this was. Aswell as how carefree the little girl was. It must be hard for animators to keep their creations in check. Ain't the kid lucky to be living in a 3D Space. Makes me wish I get out of the flat digital screen called a screen. :(

Anyway, you all did very well. Another great animation stapled onto the history of animation. I look forward to your future projects, whatever they may be. Take care! ~"

Maestro Von Paragon,
Voice and Mascot of TeKenNation's Account

"Dear Mr MindChamber,

You just made my artist (TeKen_Nation) dislocate his jaw at the sight of Alloy being a mod. I'm stunned truly. To think that would be a interesting collaboration with this Flipping Fries Funday or whatever that thing the kids are calling it. Regardless, hate to see my artist go nuts with this mod~

Love,
Maestro Von Paragon
The Hitman of "Eyes On The Target" Agency / E.O.T.T

"Punching random civilians in an empty void with your fist feels so empowering. I love it ~"

-Maestro Von Pounder
Punching The Next Target To a Pulp

"Why didn't I get invited?" :,(

Maestro Von Uninvited
"The Hitman That Nobody Invites to Parties"

"You stole my heart and my kidney... I want them back ~<3"

Maestro_Von_Paragon
"The Hitman that Hits The Spacebar Too Hard"

"This is the shitz, your voices are hot as fuck"

Maestro Von Pair-a-guns
The Hitman that Glocks his Gun

"This shit is bopping like a brain hemorrhage at a backyard barbecue. You really outdone yourself, Mr. Maxxjamez, like fucking lightning zapping the shit out of my neurons, making my mind blast~

Gonna be gunning through my kill assignments with this in my head~"

Love you,
Maestro Von Paragon~
"Hitman of Assassin Avenue",
Head of Eyes on The Target Agency (EOTT, for short)

AKA Your eldritch horror~

5/3/2022: I'm sorry, you have me mistaken, TeKen's my artist/creator. I'm his flesh and blood~
I just walk around chatting it up while he does the paintwork around here. So please... call me Maestro~

"Funk Goes On~"

-Paragon of Maestrom
The Funking Funker Funk.

"The Ghost Cabinet, Shinobi Cupcake, Cute Pixels and among others. What a bunch of fucking hard-throbbing dudes, I love them all~"

-Maestro Von Pair-A-Ducks
Quacking shit up since 1999

"That bucket isn't going to protect you from the sun's rays ~"

Maestro Von Summertime
Shoving popsicles sticks in eye sockets to cool the brain from the heat rays.

"You have to admit, compared to Frieza, he was cooler..."
"I'll see myself out..."

-Maestro Von Paradragon
Frieza was Cooler and Cooler was Frieza.