"Hello lovelies and deviants,

It's me, Maestro! Did anyone see me on top of my creator's profile page? He put a glass window to prevent me from breaking out. So, I can't do nothing but look at you. He thinks I'll get a little unhinged if I am left with nothing to do. So why blame him? He brought me and here and it's starting to become apparent that fit right in.

You just wait and see when I get out there and make myself known. Maybe even take up an assassination job from some clients. Because why not? It gets boring when you're left at home. You're like a dog who's waiting for his owner to come back. But not me. I don't wait for my creator to let me out. The one who opens the door is me. The one who walks out of there will always be me. And also... I like to know one important thing... my creator has not told me ever since I moved in...

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What the fuck is Friday Night Funking?"

-M.V.P.

P.S. No seriously, who or what the fuck is that?