Hello fellow deviants and degenerates,

It's me, you're not-so-mysterious-entity-lurking-in-your-closet friend. I've been settled down in this site and might I say, it's rather lonely without some stuff to keep me busy. Now, don't take this the wrong way, I ain't no artist speaking here, he's busy fixing this place up for me.

Who am I? I've been called by a few or less then a few names; but I go by "Mike", the human name you people use. Now that we've gotten the formalities, I believe my presence here will be quite interesting. Oh and don't be afraid to chat with moi.

Proceed with your daily lives, fellow deviants and degenerates~

-M.V.P