I'm not disappointed ~<3

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN ARCADE CABINETS...!?

SUCKED THE COINS RIGHT OUT OF MY POCKETS. 7 YEAR OLD DIED THAT DAY...

pls forgive me, Thomas Fulpson...

the holy grail of anime cinema...

If you disagree, you can take it to the comments ;)

Hello peeps and peepers,

This is TeKeN_NaTioN, there's been a change up in my profile page! Basically, I gave Maestro a stern talk and say that I want to take the charge since red's been hurting my eyesight and that he's been too flashy. We agreed that we should changing things up. But then again, Maestro is the voice of my profile page, so I thought I keep him that way. Besides, he's been having a blast talking with some of these "ladies" and "lovelies" from the Community threads! So basically, we got these two lines that we have people go to DM with; You wanna ask about Maestro's services, forward to the Hitman Department. As for I am in the Art Department, to talk about collabs and such. Most of the time, Maestro WILL be the one on the line, so if you're asking for me; just simply have him forward your request onto my department.

Anyway, that's it from me! Oh yeah, I found this picture in my phone. It was basically me making eggs in a mug using a microwave and somehow, my eggs made a face. It's now my profile pic!

And that's a wrap! See you all next time!

Hello my ladies and lovelies,

It is I, Maestro, the Hitman-That'll-Hit-Up-In-Your-Fucking-Neighborhood! How's it going? Been awhile I've been active around here. Things been shaping up for my dad and I. This late this month's been challenging. My dad's moved to a new place and is setting things up. As for me, I thought I'd lend a hand... well... mostly just watching him carrying the heavy load as he says, "he can do it himself". Anyways... besides that...

I've been getting a couple of targets the next month that're on my list. Let's see here... here's this one I got. Probably an easy one...

Discohead:

A dancing robot that is the disco globe running a nightclub at the dead of night. Somewhere on Dance Dance Blvd 2134... some say that the owner of the club hired this specific robot to act as an entertainment decoration and security / weapon against anyone that disturbs the club. Word came that the owner's been sending his new toy out to shoot up other clubs, leaving him the only one running there. Well well well... ain't this delightful.

Looks like this will be my most dangerous job yet. Shoot quietly and walk away undetected. Specifically, I'm going to be killing the guy and his bot.

Anyway, that's what I got for now. Gonna be out for awhile! See you all next time!

-Maestro Von Paragon

"The Hitman that Hits for Hire"

"Title says it all, just if anybody's wondering~"

-Maestro Von Paragon

"Hitman that Hits Hard for Hire"

"You heard me.

Who'd.

Them've.

Kids.

Those'nt?"

-Maestro Von Paragon

"...Fuck."

-M.V.P.

"Hello everybody, it's me,

You're friendly neighborhood assassin, Maestro! Happy "Nobody-Loves-You" month! Some new stuff's about to be going down this Febby. Apparently, my artist's going to be introducing some new faces that haven't been seen. There's this certain pop-idol and one-eyed hot head that're coming soon this month! So, what do I think? Bullshit. I thought it was Rachel, Harold and I that're going to be the face of this page. That's a load of monkey brains! And if I know those two. The first one, yes, the other one; never met the guy. Who knows what'll go down? Maybe we'll all get along real nice."

-M.V.P.

P.S. YOU BETTER FIX UP THAT NEW APARTMENT ROOM, DAD ELSE I'LL GET THE KNIVES OUT!!!

Hello mans and woomans,

It's me, TeKen_Nation... or you call me T.N. for short, I can't believe it's been a long time since I came back onto this site. and boy was Winterfest a good one this year, huh? Look, Michael is somewhere moving about on this website, and I think it's time I'd give my piece while he's out to lunch with his siblings. So, let's cut to the chase:

Friday Night Funkin' ultimately brought me back to Newgrounds. Not because it was popular, but it's way of capturing the magic Newgrounds has that most social media don't. See, we live in a technically advanced world, surrounded by technology, using technology... doing technology, you get what I mean; we're advanced AF! And while media can be sure dry these days, this website has survived quite a lot. From what I've seen, there's no denying that Newgrounds is a place for creators and artist to come together, chat and hang out.

I'll be honest, I am a music guy. While I've never tried playing instruments (fuck I played the fucking Harmonica at age 5), music makes my head bop to the beat. Anything I listen to, I let the noises seep in and make me shake my head like I have a seizure; and it's THAT good. That's what FNF made me feel, you fucking kicking it til you accidentally break your chair or kick the back end of your parent's driver seat just kicking it to overtime.

FNF is the go-to game to hear some good-ass jams. Every single time I loop each of them, I just get a good kick out of it. Makes you feel that inner child awakens in you. And by the time I came back, which was last year I decided to start slow. Everything was cool, until... Michael and his siblings went to me. They said they didn't like it on Discord (Yes... they use to thrive on Discord), so they thought I'd give them a place here on my account. I was hesitant but considering these three fit edgy feels, why not.

Ever since then, Michael and his siblings have been happy to be on Newgrounds, they're essentially the face of my Newgrounds page. You'll probably see the top page change every now and then, it's about to be turned into an apartment room in a few weeks or so. Thing is... I feel right at home.

Believe me, I been noticing Michael chatting with some creators and artists, probably is getting to know people better here. So anyway, that is off topic, *I don't want Michael to know about it; he must never know*.

It's true that I've never even tried succeeding in rhythm games, often times I find myself awkward focused onto the screen, trying to catch every note before I screw up. It's like the time where I told my friends that I could swim, but I lied and regretted it after jumped to the pool. No shame, it was my fault lol.

Games with rhythm-based notes have always been harrowing to me. You often find that it's all about following the beat of the moment. You aren't just memorizing the notes, YOU ARE THE FUCKING NOTES. YOU GO WHATEVER YOUR FINGERS AGO. And even then, I struggle. But I still have a good fucking time at the end of the day.

As for the mod community...

*Looks around*

It's okay, but to tell you the truth, Michael's got a special foresight to the multiverse. Yeah, he was said he was going to talk about it but he's out. See, as they said before, they're called Ommeta. What is a Ommeta? Think of titans but cyclops. That's what they are. And to put it simply, Michael's a special kind. He isn't some flesh-eating idiot. He chases after the thrills. And that is why any music or song he hears; he wants to get some of that in his noggin. Even I'm scared about him crossing paths with someone who beeps and boops.

Hence, I keep him in check. He has said to me one day he may succeed me. He'll change my profile and make it his own. Also, to the creators of FNF, Michael means it when he'll be "watching you". His sights are now on you all. So, watch out~

ALSO... fucking excited for the erect remixes, can't wait to slam my head to the music like it's Skrillex making love to Metallica while shouting for the noises.

Anyways, that's all for me now! Michael might be back tomorrow. Maybe he'll slip by later tonight.

-TeKen_Nation

P.S. Don't get his attention once he talks to anyone. When he does, he'll be watching all of you...~