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[Pico school shooting exterminators]

"FREE TOASTER?! WHERE'S MY PHONE?!"

Maestro Von Paragon
Member of the E.O.T.T. Agency,
The Hitman That Hits Hard for Hire

P.S. "WAIT, TODAY'S WEDNESDAY!"

[Out o' the Inkwell]

"My compliments to everyone apart of this animation,

I was touched how wholesome this was. Aswell as how carefree the little girl was. It must be hard for animators to keep their creations in check. Ain't the kid lucky to be living in a 3D Space. Makes me wish I get out of the flat digital screen called a screen. :(

Anyway, you all did very well. Another great animation stapled onto the history of animation. I look forward to your future projects, whatever they may be. Take care! ~"

Maestro Von Paragon,
Voice and Mascot of TeKenNation's Account

[A Funkin' Alloy Mod Teaser]

"Dear Mr MindChamber,

You just made my artist (TeKen_Nation) dislocate his jaw at the sight of Alloy being a mod. I'm stunned truly. To think that would be a interesting collaboration with this Flipping Fries Funday or whatever that thing the kids are calling it. Regardless, hate to see my artist go nuts with this mod~

Love,
Maestro Von Paragon
The Hitman of "Eyes On The Target" Agency / E.O.T.T

[Earthly Pleasures]

Dear Fernando and Gooseman,

I am touched. I remember of the days of surfing the rings of Saturn, gazing upon mother nature's cloudy pattern. Truly spectacular...

And RANDY! My prayer was answered! What a coincidence she'd come back, even for a short while. Also a co-worker of our company recommended this lyrical bit for Mr. Manwhore's song... I'm not sure why:

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"It's not so bad, being a furry.
It's hot and steamy like a bowl of curry."

As for me:

"The animal kingdom is vast and large,
I'd keep a lion in my garage."

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Anyway, lyrics aside, thank you for Earthly Pleasure, I definitely am putting that in my playlist of jams. And as always, stay wet and hydrated.

Love you, you two beautiful bastards and Randy!

Maestro Von Paragon
"The Hitman That Hears Colors"

[Funny little man]

"Tis the funny muffin man from Canadia."

Maestro Von Scone
"Good answer"

[FNF Pico Day sneak peek]

"Dear PhantomArcade,

I dig what I'm seeing here. Can't wait to see the new stuff. Also... 4.30.22? Isn't it that... ooh that ginger's day and his pop's birthday. I see what you did there, you beautiful brown haired boy bastard~

Welp, my dad's won't be wanting to miss this."

Take care, stay funky,
I love you~"

-Maestro Von Funkin'
"The Hitman where Funk Goes On"

P.S. So, the big man's paid the other two little twerps to strike a hit on the blue ball boy too... interesting...~"

[Evangelion Collab]

"I never watched the anime before...

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Welp, time to binge watch it on Netflix."

-Maestro Von Evangelion
"The Hitman Who can't get in the Fucking Mech"

Thriftman responds:

Swag

[Giant Pokemon]

"Lopunny, the bunny pokemon and the evolved form of Bunnery. It's shape and stature is said to have suggest that humans and pokemons were one of the same. Hence, fanart and other depictions of Lopunny have been praised for their shape and size... that or it's simply taboo."

-Maestro Von Pokedex
"Pokemon Expert"

[Gooseman's Very Wet Jamboree]

"Dear Fernando and Gooseman,

I am your number one fan. I am estatic to hear from you, especially after last hearing you a couple years back. I'll spill this little bitty to see if it peaks your ditty~

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"A cosmic beauty of nature's wonders,
The Earth's athmosphere, a world of rapture~"

Or

"Beyond... space and time's hour,
My love for Earth is no size matter~"

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I look forward to the finish product! Stay drenched, Fernando and Gooseman! ~<3"

Love you, two beautiful men!
Also Randy(?), she deserves some respect~

-Maestro Von Paragon
"Hitman that Hits Hard for Hire"

[Salad Fingers 12]

"Hubert Cumberdale, fancy seeing him here..."

-Maestro_Von_Paragon
Hitman That Hits Hard for Hire