TeKenNation's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[SHIT (Piché, MAXXJAMEZ, Kawai Sprite & Runner Boy)]

"This is the shitz, your voices are hot as fuck"

Maestro Von Pair-a-guns
The Hitman that Glocks his Gun

[*NG EXCLUSIVE* pico]

"This shit is bopping like a brain hemorrhage at a backyard barbecue. You really outdone yourself, Mr. Maxxjamez, like fucking lightning zapping the shit out of my neurons, making my mind blast~

Gonna be gunning through my kill assignments with this in my head~"

Love you,
Maestro Von Paragon~
"Hitman of Assassin Avenue",
Head of Eyes on The Target Agency (EOTT, for short)

AKA Your eldritch horror~

5/3/2022: I'm sorry, you have me mistaken, TeKen's my artist/creator. I'm his flesh and blood~
I just walk around chatting it up while he does the paintwork around here. So please... call me Maestro~

maxxjamez responds:

Appreciate the thick words my TeKen friend

edit:

sorry bout that, Maestro. Love ya.

[Funked in the head]

"Funk Goes On~"

-Paragon of Maestrom
The Funking Funker Funk.

[LETS GOOOO]

"I just heard this song, let's fucking go!"

-Maestro Von Paragon
"The Hitman That Hits Hard, LET'S FUCKING GO!!!"

[Newgrounds Rumble BGM3 [Quarl REMIX]]

"My brain is shaking from the adrenaline. This slaps as hard as a iron ball smashing through a tower at high speed."

-Maestro Von Headsmasher
"The Hitman who just slammed his head on the keyboard because this rocks"

Reponse: "Oh no no, TeKen's my dad/artist/creator. I am the spokesperson in his place. I speak for him or sometimes me. I go around the portal checking out stuff while he's working. I enjoy being here after all, it's Maestro Von Paragon, at your service~"

Quarl responds:

I don't know the references but the spirit is positive and so I thank you Teken. Kind words <3

[*NG EXCLUSIVE* SPACE JAM w/ tittygang]

"This shit's a banger. Do you consider the moon to be a planet? Cause I sure do. If it's round and is in space, I call that shit a planet. You call that shit a planet cause I fucking do~

Also Saturn's cool, I rode the rings with a surfboard one time.

Ima alien, just not green~"

~ <3
-Maestro_Von_Paragon
Hitman That Hits Hard For Hire

maxxjamez responds:

If you can step on the shit in space it’s a planet

[get bitches]

"IS THAT PIANO MUSIC I HEAR IN THERE!?!?!??!? Bitches love... fuck... uh piano-itches... I don't fuck know. Thank you for making my Sunday afternoon better. This shit is my JAM~!!!11!11!"

Love you~
-Maestro Von Paragon

P.S. I just slammed my head onto the keyboard, I think I broke something. Not the keyboard.