"Hello everybody, it's me,

You're friendly neighborhood assassin, Maestro! Happy "Nobody-Loves-You" month! Some new stuff's about to be going down this Febby. Apparently, my artist's going to be introducing some new faces that haven't been seen. There's this certain pop-idol and one-eyed hot head that're coming soon this month! So, what do I think? Bullshit. I thought it was Rachel, Harold and I that're going to be the face of this page. That's a load of monkey brains! And if I know those two. The first one, yes, the other one; never met the guy. Who knows what'll go down? Maybe we'll all get along real nice."

-M.V.P.

P.S. YOU BETTER FIX UP THAT NEW APARTMENT ROOM, DAD ELSE I'LL GET THE KNIVES OUT!!!